Good girl.

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS

dreamwurks:

hacheload:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

We need 5,000,000 signatures

i know there’s enough bloggers out there

hell sign twice using different emails.

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aksalabemine asked: I am from Germany and voted several times for Anouk. I was disappointed that my country didn't give any points to the The Netherlands. I mean what the... Anouk did a great job!!!

Yeah! I honestly thought we had a good chance but its all politics. I hoped we’d get at least 7 points from Germany :( we’re supposed to be friends :p

dilclo:

when she texts first <3

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